The Book of Goth

In a follow-up to our previous article, The Hidden Circle Gazette digs deeper into the mysteries that plague the Goth community. Our trail has led us from Thelema, the occultist headquarters of Goth luminary Sasha, to Strigoi, a secret gathering place of black metal devotees.

Deep within hidden ancient catacombs, our investigative team has unearthed a master plan aimed at world domination. Among the ancient artefacts and cryptic inscriptions, a secret scroll detailing a chilling blueprint for destabilising global powers was discovered.

The scroll, meticulously preserved over centuries, hints at the proprietor’s lineage tracing back to a forgotten civilisation with advanced knowledge of mind control and subterfuge. It appears this ancestral wisdom is being leveraged to orchestrate worldwide control. Our team is hard at work decoding more scrolls but has chosen to share with our readers what has been uncovered to date:

The Book of Goth

Verse 1:

In the beginning Sasha created Thelema.

Verse 2:

Thelema was a formless dark void filled with nothingness.

Verse 3:

Then Sasha said, “Let there be Structure”; and there was Structure.

Verse 4:

Sasha then saw that the structure was good and created people.

Verse 5:

Sasha called the people Gothic and made them dark.

Verse 6:

Sasha then said “Let there be Bats”; and there were bats to nourish the gothic followers with Bat Milk.

Verse 7:

The Gothic followers rejoiced and drank Bat Milk all night until they became ghoulish, which transformed them to thirst blood and pillage flesh while performing sexorcisms.

Verse 8:

SOON this gothic plague spread until the world was consumed by Goth, and the people rejoiced drinking nothing but Bat Milk listening only to Gothic Music in all its forms.

Verse 9:

On the seventh day Sasha finished her work and rested making the day a Gothic Holiday.

Deciphering the scrolls is just the beginning. Each revelation deepens the mystery and raises urgent questions: How long have these dark forces been planning this? Who is involved? And, most critically, what can be done to thwart such a formidable scheme?

Strigoi

Strigoi in Romanian mythology are troubled spirits that are said to have risen from the grave. They are attributed with the abilities to transform into an animal, become invisible, and to gain vitality from the blood of their victims. According to the stories, a vampire is a Strigoi possessing a bat, just like a werewolf is a Strigoi possessing a wolf.

Written by our special correspondent Vibrent.

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