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A Hairy Situation

No sooner was the Summer 2024 Update for 3DX announced or the first disgruntled voices could be heard murmuring from the depts of cyberspace. From unfortunate souls suddenly getting shunned by over zealous anti virus guardians to professional complainers lamenting the glaring absence of yet another pet feature, the dials in Discord’s machine rooms were all quickly driven into the red. But nothing riled the masses as much as the continuing disparity between men and women, brought to a head […]

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The Truth is Out There

Anyone who’s been around for long enough in our virtual world has encountered them, those strange individuals who seem unaware of our earthly customs. Seemingly unencumbered by good manners or etiquette, they go about colding innocent bystanders; unabashedly soliciting for mating opportunities. In the best case we find them awkwardly flirting using the same pre-programmed lines over and over. Who are these strange dwellers of the matrix? For long it was thought these were just the immature of the species.

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The Book of Goth

In a follow-up to our previous article, The Hidden Circle Gazette digs deeper into the mysteries that plague the Goth community. Our trail has led us from Thelema, the occultist headquarters of Goth luminary Sasha, to Strigoi, a secret gathering place of black metal devotees. Deep within hidden ancient catacombs, our investigative team has unearthed a master plan aimed at world domination. Among the ancient artefacts and cryptic inscriptions, a secret scroll detailing a chilling blueprint for destabilising global powers

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Tentacle Dancing

In the wake of our previous report an anonymous reader has sent us an image, seemingly captured with a night vision camera. The grainy snapshot has been painstakingly restored by our forensic laboratory to reveal a shocking scene that raises more questions around the tentacled beast that has been seen to stalk The Lake. Who is the mysterious woman that appears to be dancing on one of the behemoth’s appendages? And even more curious, why is the monstrous creature allowing

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