Great consternation at the Black Rose this week as the serenity of the performance was rudely interrupted by an as yet unexplained phenomenon. Eye witness reports would have us believe half the audience and much of the orchestra vanished into thin air. A reputable news agency such as ours can of course not lend credence to such ridiculous claims! More reliable sources have suggested some sort of intoxication was at play. A fact further supported by verified accounts of licentiousness behaviour both on and off stage. Indeed, some of the pictures that have reached our news desk are not suitable for publishing on a family friendly blog such as ours. Nevertheless, it is our duty to report so we share with you what we can.
